I just finished number 9, and I think I'm getting a second wind.
The drinking gods are strong with me tonight. I mean, I know that 9 beers isn't an assload of beers, but they are certainly working their magic tonight.
But it's all for a good cause, and lord knows, if I have to drink a few beers so that a comic can be made, then that's a sacrifice I am willing to make. I mean, Jesus died for our sins, so I can drink a 12 for some kick ass art. And at the end of the day, whose sacrifice means more? That's right, sorry Jesus, but this comic will bring a lot more joy to the world than your stupid little book.
Come on, the bible is fucking depressing. The hero dies at the end, and I thin we're all sick and tired of gimmicky plot twists like that. Plus, what kind of pussy god is that who can't fight off a few Romans in togas? It's bullshit. Why would you worship that homo?
Basically, what I'm trying to say is Jesus bad, drinking good.
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That was an excellent squirrel.
I just finished number 9, and I think I'm getting a second wind.
The drinking gods are strong with me tonight. I mean, I know that 9 beers isn't an assload of beers, but they are certainly working their magic tonight.
But it's all for a good cause, and lord knows, if I have to drink a few beers so that a comic can be made, then that's a sacrifice I am willing to make. I mean, Jesus died for our sins, so I can drink a 12 for some kick ass art. And at the end of the day, whose sacrifice means more? That's right, sorry Jesus, but this comic will bring a lot more joy to the world than your stupid little book.
Come on, the bible is fucking depressing. The hero dies at the end, and I thin we're all sick and tired of gimmicky plot twists like that. Plus, what kind of pussy god is that who can't fight off a few Romans in togas? It's bullshit. Why would you worship that homo?
Basically, what I'm trying to say is Jesus bad, drinking good.
It's not a haiku, but it's words to live by.
Be back in a beer.
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